Being in a relationship, to me, means starting to sing “Live in my house I’ll be your shelter” and knowing that they’ll come in singing Collins’s part at the right time.
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
i am looking forward to “elementary” but mostly i am looking forward to seeing what a fandom built largely upon spite will be like
some interesting fanfiction i’ll tell you what: “and then sherlock placed his lips upon joan’s, who was a woman and also lucy liu. and they kissed. with tongues. neither of them were benedict cumberbatch at all.”
(via toburnmybrothersbones)
Fanfiction.net:
- Chances of finding fanfic 100%
- Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
- Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
- Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
- Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%
(via thelegendofjenna)
Henry: I heard a garbage truck.
John: You heard a garbage truck?
Hank: I didn’t.
perfect family. i can’t even.
Time Lords never forget to bring a towel
A true staple in intergalactic travel
Unf, pretty.
Hitchhiker’s guide meets Doctor Who
(via icoffeecake)
One
two
three
four
I declare
a time war.
#five
#six
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve.
The Doctor died,
and Silence Fell
Twelve,
Eleven,
Ten,
Nine.
Here he goes,
back in time.
Eight,
Seven,
Six,
Five.
Run, Rose Tyler,
To stay alive.
4,
3,
2,
1.
The story continues,
But the song is done.
(via icoffeecake)
"Read books. Care about things. Get excited. Try not to be too down on youself. Enjoy the ever present game of knowing." --Hank Green
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